Dialogues of the sea gods. Poseidon, the Nereids, and Polyphemus discuss love, storms, and metamorphosis. Lighter than the Dialogues of the Dead.
Start ReadingDoris and Galatea discuss the sea-nymph's love affair with the Cyclops Polyphemus, with sisterly horror at her taste in men.
Poseidon and the river Alpheus debate territorial boundaries between salt water and fresh, a divine dispute over jurisdiction.
The sea-nymphs discuss Zeus's transformation into a bull to abduct Europa, critiquing the logistics of maritime abduction.
Menelaus confronts Proteus the shape-changer, wrestling the sea-god through his transformations in search of truth.
Poseidon and the dolphins discuss their rescue of Arion the poet, who was thrown overboard by pirates but saved by music-loving sea creatures.
The Nereids gossip about Perseus and Andromeda, debating whether the hero's rescue of the chained princess was romantic or merely convenient.
The sea-nymphs discuss the golden apple of discord and its role in triggering the Trojan War, viewing world events from their underwater perspective.
Poseidon and Nereus argue over the sea god's treatment of Odysseus, whose journey home is being sabotaged by divine grudges.
A dialogue between sea creatures reveals the comic absurdity of the ocean's role in mythological events.
The Nereids discuss Thetis and her marriage to Peleus, the mortal wedding that all the gods attended — and which planted the seed of Troy's destruction.
Poseidon expresses frustration at constantly playing second fiddle to Zeus, particularly regarding control over storms and shipwrecks.
The sea-nymphs evaluate the various heroes who have sailed their waters, ranking them by seamanship and attractiveness.
Enipeus and Poseidon quarrel over the river-god's beloved Tyro, whom Poseidon seduced by taking Enipeus's form.
Triton reports on the latest maritime disasters, delivering the sea's casualty figures with bureaucratic detachment.
A final survey of the sea's mythological inhabitants, bringing Lucian's maritime comedy to its playful conclusion.